Dan Keely Nets Youngster - Joshua Jacques
Well DK has certainly surprised us all - after years of telling us how to stay single, and avoid fatherhood, not to mention the endless abuse received by those who didn't heed his advice...... he's gone and pulled one out of the hat himself!
Yes a couple of weeks ago Dan and Geraldine became parents - Congratulations!
The baby arrived early, something of a shock to his parents who hadn't finished short listing names. "Certainly the first project I have ever delivered on time." conceded Daniel.
Despite doubts over parentage, we understand that Dan has now accepted responsibility, "Unfortunately looks too much like me to dispute ownership". Yes against all odds, he's managed to pull it off on home turf - we didn't think he had it in him!
Photos available in club archive.